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Ludovick Joseph Minde is a Tanzanian Catholic prelate who is the Bishop of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Moshi since 2020. Previously, he served as the Bishop of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Kahama, Tanzania from 24 April 2001 until 2 December 2019. He was appointed bishop on 24 April 2001 by Pope John Paul II.\tHe is a member of the Apostolic Life Community of Priests in the Opus Spiritus Sancti (ALCP/OSS).
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Thomas Hicks was an American painter.
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